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Whipped Into Shape
Hi! I'm Brooke Windham and welcome back to the 'Windham Workout Disc 2 Challenge'! And our daily committment to being the best that we can be! (Yeah!) So grab your Cardio Whip 5000, 'cause if you wanna get ripped you gotta get whipped! Do you want an easy miracle? Do you wanna lose a pound or two? Then you can turn this off right now, my work out's not for you! I'm talking to the woman who wants it all, gotta pay for what you get 'Cause size 2 clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat! I want you whipped into shape! When I say 'Jump', say 'How high?' You know you're doing it right when you start to cry If you don't look like you should, You got to whip it, whip it, whip it good I'm sorry ladies, no escape 'til you're whipped into shape! (Come on Sabrina, you halfer, work it out!) Whipped into shape! (I hate you Brooke, and I love you for it!) Whipped into sh (Elle) Hey! Why did you pause it? (Professor Callahan) We have a lot to cover Meet our brand new client, Brooke You can laugh but she's made tons Off her DVD's and book, 'Whip your way to tighter buns' Happily married, so she swears To her sixty-year-old stud Her step daughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood! If Brooke took a plea, I'd have her out in three to four But she claims she did not kill him, did she? Let's watch some more (Brooke) But it's more than just a workout, it's a defensive weapon too Simply wrap it round your assailant's neck and pull 'til he turns blue You can also use the patented handle grip to shatter your attacker's spine And all for three small payments of $19.99 You'll have him whipped into shape! When you get grief from a guy! Just work him over with this 'til he starts to cry If he don't act like he should, You got to whip it, whip it, whip it good! It gets you out of any scrape It gets you whipped into shape! Come on, people! Whipped into shape! What doesn't kill us, makes us hotter! Wh (Professor Callahan) Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Hands: who thinks she's guilty? Ok, now here is where you kids come in, Brooke has trouble trusting me I'm her only chance to win, but I don't speak MTV Though Brooke won't help her own defence She might listen to her peers Go and place a little sense, in the space between her ears (Elle) I'm a Delta N. (Professor Callahan) Not now! I want her whipped into shape! If there's a brain in that hair Tell her that I am the key, It's a plea or the chair So when I talk to her I Get neither plea, or plan, or alibi To quote from our defendant's tape, I want her whipped into shape! To the jail! (Brooke) Ladies, just because we're in Boston Women's Correctional Facility, Does not mean we can't become the best that we can be! Here we go! Circle, circle, under, over, through around! Again! Good! Circle, circle, under, over, through around! Alright ladies, we can't break out of here but we sure can break a sweat! Left! Right! Left! Right! Good! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Work it out! I want you whipped into shape! When I say 'Jump', say 'How high?' You know you're doing it right When you start to cry If you don't look like you should You gotta whip it, whip it, whip it good Like prison ladies, no escape, 'til you're whipped into shape! (Whip it, whip it) Whiped into shape! (Whip it whip it) Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through, check it out, double jump Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through, check it out, double jump That's right! You got it! Whip it, whip it, whip it Get whipped into shape!
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